conversations.

Target cashier(TC): Hi, how are you today? What do you have going on this weekend?
Mom (M): Well I'm in town for a few days! I came all the way from Arkansas. What about you? Do you have plans this weekend?
TC: I do! I have a funeral to go to. And then tonight, mumblemumblemumblemumble duck.
M: You're going to make duck tonight?
TC: Yes.
Stephanie (S): Me and my husband LOVE duck.
TC: Yeah, my friend wants me to have it. I don't know WHAT to do with it.
S: Ahhh... well, you just roast it for a VERY long time!
TC: That's not very nice!
S: Oh... uhhh...
Customer behind me (CBM): *chuckle chuckle chuckle*
TC: It's just a baby duck! My friend hatched it at school.
CBM: Then just roast it for HALF the time! *chuckle chuckle chuckle*
S: Imean... I don't eat EVERY duck I meet!
TC: I just don't know what to do with a duck, you know? I come home and I have to clean it's bedding 5 or 6 times a day! I should give it to my mom. She always wanted to have a farm. My friend wants me to get a chicken. Then we'll have a duck and a chicken. What am I going to do with a duck and a chicken? Alright, You have a nice weekend!
S: Have fun with your duck? Bye!
CBM: *chuckle chuckle chuckle*